Blurbs and synopses
are their own special circle of hell
Let’s be real. Writing them feels harder than scaling Everest backwards in high heels.
There’s a reason for that: They require an objective eye. And getting objective about your own work is impossible.
Thankfully that’s easy to fix.
Time to put down the blurb and synopsis struggle, and call in an expert.
Your blurb answers your reader’s most pressing question: Do I want to read this book?
That’s a lot to cover in 150 words or less.
My copywriting background makes me the ideal editor for the challenge. I spent over 14 years helping brands and individuals get their message across in a way that grabbed attention, without wasting a word.
The result? Your blurb shines like a lighthouse and your readers can’t wait to crack open the cover and dive in.
Which blurb package do you need?
Brilliant Blurb
Let's be real. Writing blurbs is like trying to fit a map of Narnia on the back of a postage stamp. It's hard to write your own blurb, because you already know your own book.
That means you can’t see what will hook the reader, what you need to share, and what you need to keep back.
Let me take care of that for you.
If you have coin - well, information - I have the perfect blurb for you.
Drop me a 1000 word sample of your prose so I can get to know your voice, plus a full synopsis of at least one page. I’ll ask some questions to help me get to know your book and your target audience.
You’ll receive two blurb options to choose between. Blurbs also include two rounds of editing on your preferred option to be sure it’s polished and primed to attract your ideal readers.
Investment: $350 USD, or combine with a Shining Synopsis for $500 USD, saving you $50.
Shining Synopsis
You did it! You wrote thousands of words.
Except now you have to summarise the whole thing in 1000 words or less.
Are you kidding me?
Answer some questions about your book, send a summary (bullet points are fine so long as they cover all the main beats), and I’ll transmute it into a punchy, compelling synopsis. I’ll tease out the vital points and lay out the shape of your story in a way that grabs attention and whets the appetite.
Investment: $200 USD or combine with a Brilliant Blurb for $500 USD, saving you $50.
Beyond the Blurb
Talking about yourself and your work is hard. Let me make it easy.
Beyond the Blurb is a unique package that combines my copywriting skills and editing know-how into a handy digital grab-bag of words. Whether you’re planning your next social media campaign or guesting on a podcast, Beyond the Blurb puts the words you need at your fingertips. You’ll receive:
A Brilliant Blurb package
A Shining Synopsis package
A unique love letter from me to you that lays out your strengths and unique magic as an author. My clients tell me this confidence-boosting treat is their favourite part of the whole process. Most of them read it every day to remind themselves why they’re here and how much power they have.
Four bios of different lengths, perfect for your website or social media
Three loglines for your book
A full page of different copy snippets that tease the themes of your book, build excitement, and let people know why they’re going to love it. My clients use these as-is on social media, or to inspire their own social posts and email campaigns.
Imagine never being lost for words to talk about yourself and your work again? You’ll love and use your Beyond the Blurb package for years to come.
Investment: $850 USD
Beyond the Blurb Deluxe
What do you mean, authors need to promote their books as well? Rude!
Most authors I know would rather walk on thistles than talk about themselves and their work.
Beyond the Blurb Deluxe draws on my years of copywriting experience to give you a full-service copywriting package that takes away the stress of marketing your book.
As well as everything in Beyond the Blurb, you get:
A ninety minute kickoff call where we chat about you, your work, and why it matters.
A manifesto that reminds you and your readers who you are and what you stand for.
A unique metaphysical “hero story” about your own journey here. (My clients tell me their hero story gives them confidence like never before.)
An introductory information packet to share with independent bookstores.
Three pages for your website.
A welcome email for your list.
Investment: $1500 USD. Payment plans available.
Need extra support in the form of more emails, blog posts, social posts, or help deciding on a lead magnet to get people on your list? Get in touch and we can design a bespoke package that suits you.
